impala_chick: (Default)
2017-06-20 10:05 pm

Hiatus

I am going on a work trip and I won't be able to use the internet much. So, hiatus until end of July :( I hope you all have a fun summer!
impala_chick: (TW || Lydia)
2017-06-11 02:46 pm

Smut Swap!

Here are my reccs from [community profile] smutswap! There were some great new kinks to explore this year. Under a cut because the descriptions are NSFW.Fic Reccs )

And my fic:
Ladies First, Dean Winchester/Wynonna Earp. Dean rolls into town and manages to hit all of Wynonna's buttons. Dean knows his way around in the bedroom, but Wynonna isn't above a little teasing.
impala_chick: (Default)
2017-04-27 07:54 pm

Not for Prime Time

Dear Prime Time Player,

Thank you for playing! I would appreciate any rating. My fandom-specific likes are on AO3, but please see the below for some general ideas in case any of these strike your fancy! I've also listed Porn likes at the end, in case you want to go the smut route. Also, I'll be traveling when the collection goes live and I may not have access to internet until afterwards. But I promise I will leave love ASAP, because I'm seriously going to be SO excited to read what you write!

General Tropes I like:
Characters in suits, characters that clean up well, Domestic fic with the characters at home (AKA Slice of Life), snowed in, ghosts, zombies, angst/darker characters, smart character discussions and/or plotting and planning, groundhog day, doppelgangers, Road trips, witches/spells/supernatural things made them do it, snark/banter, competence kink, beaches/bonfires, body swap, crazy vacations, future or post-canon fic, getting together fic, going to sporting events (especially baseball games), characters that are in different positions of power/authority, banter, slow build, enemies to lovers (or antagonistic love/hate), happy endings or ambiguous endings, uniform kink, sharing clothes, suit kink, people building things/wearing toolbelts, secret tattoos, secret relationships, friend/group activities

Crossover Universes I like: Under the Cut )
impala_chick: (Default)
2017-03-26 02:38 pm
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PITCH

If anyone else watched Season One of Pitch on Fox, let's chat!



There are moments when this show gets a little over the top, but boy do I love Ginny. She really truly is a female front-runner, and she's not the only multi-dimensional woman on the show. She represents hope and grit and how hard work can pay off to me, someone who used to play softball but always wanted to play with the boys. Sidenote, this much Padres pride is kinda crazy. I do wonder how much the Padres had to do with making the show.

Spoilers for Season One )

P.S. The Pitch Street Team on Tumblr has a #RenewPitch campaign going on HERE.
impala_chick: (Joe Jonas)
2017-02-26 10:38 pm

Smut Swap 2017

I love this exchange! I put specifics on A03, but my favorite AUs and my DNWs are below.

Alternate Universes I like:
•In Space!!
•Pro sports player AU (esp. MLB, NBA/WNBA)
•Apocolypse AUs/Dystopia AUs (esp. with a "save the world" type vibe or with monsters like aliens/zombies)
•WWII or Post-WWII AU (even if the characters don't get deployed/aren't in the military. Home front or 1940s time period fics are just as great)
•Monarchy/Royalty AU esp. in Tudor England
•Lawyer/Law Student AU
•Assassin AU
•Secret or Undercover Agent AU

Do Not Wants:
-Characters who are weepy or over-the-top fluffy
-Mpreg
-Pregnancy
-Rape/Noncon [dubcon is fine]
-sexual assault
-eating disorders
-first/second person POV
-amputation/disability not in canon
-A/B/O
-Coffee Shop AU or Library AU
-Drug/Alcohol addiction not in canon
-The word "member" for a dick
-Overly sensitive characters who cum extremely quickly

Other Porn Related Likes:
dirty talk, First time or established relationship, toys, rimming, cunnilingus, blow jobs, pegging, double penetration, anal, power play, bondage, snow balling, sex pollen, body swap, seeking sex advice/help, fights resolved by sex, dubious consent, consensual somnophilia, weapons play, Dom/Sub play, Car sex, Topping from the bottom, tool belt kink, uniform kink, suit kink, characters that clean up well, domesticity, character development through sex, improving their sex lives through practice, any kind of oral fixation, praise kink, being taught anal, being taught about oral, slow blow jobs, pussy worship, boob worship.
impala_chick: (TW || Ally A)
2017-02-16 08:58 pm

Dear Fandom 5k Author

Dear Author,

Thank you so much! I put fandom-specific likes on A03. Below are some general things I like, in case you could use more ideas :D I am down with any rating, and I'm so excited to read what you've written.

General Tropes I like:
Domestic fic, snowed in, ghosts, zombies, angst/darker characters, smart character discussions and/or plotting and planning, groundhog day, doppelgangers, Road trips, witches/spells/supernatural things made them do it, snark/banter, beaches/bonfires, body swap, crazy vacations, future or post-canon fic, getting together fic, going to sporting events (especially baseball games), characters that are in different positions of power/authority, banter, slow build, enemies to lovers (or antagonistic love/hate), happy endings or ambiguous endings, uniform kink, sharing clothes, suit kink, people building things/wearing toolbelts, secret tattoos, secret relationships, friend/group activities

Crossover Universes I like:
I like crossovers with these universes regardless of whether characters from these universes actually appear in the fic.
•Marvel Cinematic Universe
•Harry Potter
•Supernatural
•Pacific Rim

Alternate Universes I like:
•In Space!!
•Pro sports player AU (esp. MLB, NBA/WNBA)
•Apocolypse AUs/Dystopia AUs (esp. with a "save the world" type vibe or with monsters like aliens/zombies)
•WWII or Post-WWII AU (even if the characters don't get deployed/aren't in the military. Home front or 1940s time period fics are just as great)
•Monarchy/Royalty AU esp. in Tudor England
•Lawyer/Law Student AU
•Assassin AU
•Secret or Undercover Agent AU
•College AU
•Blue-Collar-worker-w/-a-destiny AU (I swear this is a thing. Like someone working as a coal miner or a construction worker and then they have to save the world).

Do Not Wants:
-Characters who are weepy or over-the-top fluffy
-Mpreg
-Pregnancy
-Rape/Noncon [dubcon is fine]
-sexual assault
-eating disorders
-first/second person POV
-amputation/disability not in canon
-A/B/O
-Coffee Shop AU or Library AU
-Drug/Alcohol addiction not in canon
-The word "member" for a dick

Porn-related Likes under here )
impala_chick: (TW || Stiles)
2016-09-18 09:33 pm

Trick or Treat Exchange!

Dear Author,

Thank you so much for signing up! Halloween is my favorite holiday of the year, so feel free to include any and all references to Halloween. I'd love to see characters at costume parties, trick or treating with kids or as kids themselves, or getting involved in something spooky like checking out a graveyard or meeting a ghost. I love fiction and fanart, and I'm fine with a trick or a treat for all of my requested fandoms. I've listed some general things I like and dislike below, if that helps :)


General Tropes I like:
Domestic fic, snowed in, ghosts, zombies, angst/darker characters, smart character discussions and/or plotting and planning, groundhog day, doppelgangers, Road trips, witches/spells/supernatural things made them do it, snark/banter, beaches/bonfires, body swap, crazy vacations, future or post-canon fic, getting together fic, going to sporting events (especially baseball games), characters that are in different positions of power/authority, banter, slow build, enemies to lovers (or antagonistic love/hate), happy endings or ambiguous endings, uniform kink, sharing clothes, suit kink, people building things/wearing toolbelts, secret tattoos, secret relationships, friend/group activities

Crossover Universes I like:
I like crossovers with these universes regardless of whether characters from these universes actually appear in the fic.
•Marvel Cinematic Universe
•Harry Potter
•Supernatural
•Pacific Rim

Alternate Universes I like:
•In Space!!
•Pro sports player AU (esp. MLB, NBA/WNBA)
•Apocolypse AUs/Dystopia AUs (esp. with a "save the world" type vibe or with monsters like aliens/zombies)
•WWII or Post-WWII AU (even if the characters don't get deployed/aren't in the military. Home front or 1940s time period fics are just as great)
•Monarchy/Royalty AU esp. in Tudor England
•Lawyer/Law Student AU
•Assassin AU
•Secret or Undercover Agent AU
•College AU
•Blue-Collar-worker-w/-a-destiny AU (I swear this is a thing. Like someone working as a coal miner or a construction worker and then they have to save the world).

Do Not Wants:
-Characters who are weepy or over-the-top fluffy
-Mpreg
-Pregnancy
-Rape/Noncon [dubcon is fine]
-sexual assault
-eating disorders
-first/second person POV
-amputation/disability not in canon
-A/B/O
-Coffee Shop AU or Library AU
-Drug addiction not in canon
-The word "member" for a dick

Porn-related Likes under here )
impala_chick: (TW || Lydia)
2016-07-05 01:46 pm

The King of Mars | Stiles/Lydia | Explicit



Title: The King of Mars
Author: [personal profile] impala_chick
Artist: [personal profile] evian_fork
Rating: Explicit for language and sexual content (in the epilogue)
Pairing(s) and Characters: Stiles Stilinski/Lydia Martin, Scott McCall, Allison Argent, Malia Tate, Isaac Lahey, Kira Yukimura, Alan Deaton, Jordan Parrish, Danny Mahealani, Marin Morrell, Gerard Argent (background Scott/Kira, Allison/Isaac, past Allison/Scott)
Word Count: 15,295

Summary: Stiles, an astronaut for NASA, is sent on a Mars mission with the rest of McCall's Ares 3 Crew. He expects to be doing botany related experiments for 30 days before heading home, but a deadly sandstorm nearly kills him and forces the crew to leave him on Mars. Stiles fights for survival alone on the red planet using the equipment left behind and his own wit, until Satellite Tech Parrish and Mars Mission Director Dr. Deaton realize that Stiles is still alive. After NASA Director Argent's plan fails, NASA must call on its best scientist, Lydia Martin, to save him.

A fusion with The Martian (book/movie), featuring video log entries, letters to crew members, science, and spaceships.

Warnings: Slight gore (stitching a wound) in Chapter 2. Explicit het in the epilogue.

FIC ON A03
Art Link Coming Soon
impala_chick: (TW || Lydia)
2016-06-20 02:53 pm

Dear RarePairs Author

Thank you so much, author! Feel free to write whatever rating you would like. Character study/introspection is great. Explicit fic or PWP is also great. I've listed general tropes I like and my DNWs. My fandom specific things should show up on A03.

Also, here's a link to my bookmarks in case you want to glance at other things I've liked in the past! I'm so excited to read your fic :D

General Tropes I like:
Domestic fic, snowed in, ghosts, zombies, angst/darker characters, smart character discussions and/or plotting and planning, groundhog day, doppelgangers, Road trips, witches/spells/supernatural things made them do it, snark/banter, beaches/bonfires, body swap, crazy vacations, future or post-canon fic, getting together fic, going to sporting events (especially baseball games), characters that are in different positions of power/authority, banter, slow build, enemies to lovers (or antagonistic love/hate), happy endings or ambiguous endings, uniform kink, sharing clothes, suit kink, people building things/wearing toolbelts, secret tattoos, secret relationships, friend/group activities

Crossover Universes I like:
I like crossovers with these universes regardless of whether characters from these universes actually appear in the fic.
•Marvel Cinematic Universe
•Harry Potter
•Supernatural
•Pacific Rim

Alternate Universes I like:
•In Space!!
•Pro sports player AU (esp. MLB, NBA/WNBA)
•Apocolypse AUs/Dystopia AUs (esp. with a "save the world" type vibe or with monsters like aliens/zombies)
•WWII or Post-WWII AU (even if the characters don't get deployed/aren't in the military. Home front or 1940s time period fics are just as great)
•Monarchy/Royalty AU esp. in Tudor England
•Lawyer/Law Student AU
•Assassin AU
•Secret or Undercover Agent AU
•College AU
•Blue-Collar-worker-w/-a-destiny AU (I swear this is a thing. Like someone working as a coal miner or a construction worker and then they have to save the world).

Porn-related Likes:
dirty talk, First time or established relationship, toys, rimming, cunnilingus, blow jobs, pegging, double penetration, anal, power play, bondage, snow balling, sex pollen, body swap, seeking sex advice/help, fights resolved by sex, dubious consent, consensual somnophilia, weapons play, Dom/Sub play, Car sex, Topping from the bottom.

Do Not Wants:
-Characters who are weepy or over-the-top fluffy
-Mpreg
-Pregnancy
-Rape/Noncon [dubcon is fine]
-sexual assault
-eating disorders
-first/second person POV
-amputation/disability not in canon
-A/B/O
-Coffee Shop AU or Library AU
-Drug addiction not in canon
-The word "member" for a dick
impala_chick: (TW || Stiles)
2016-05-29 11:00 am

Dear MM_Rares Author

Thank you so much, author! Feel free to write whatever rating you would like. Gen where there is some character study/introspection is great. Explicit fic is also great :) I've listed general things I like and things I don't like. My character specific things should show up on A03.

General Tropes I like:
Domestic fic, snowed in, ghosts, zombies, angst/darker characters, smart character discussions and/or plotting and planning, groundhog day, doppelgangers, Road trips, witches/spells/supernatural things made them do it, snark/banter, beaches/bonfires, body swap, crazy vacations, future or post-canon fic, pre-canon fic, getting together fic, going to sporting events (especially baseball games), characters that are in different positions of power/authority, slow build, enemies to lovers (or antagonistic love/hate), happy endings or ambiguous endings, uniform kink, sharing clothes, suit kink, people building things/wearing toolbelts

Crossover Universes I like:
I like crossovers with these universes regardless of whether characters from these universes actually appear in the fic.
•Marvel Cinematic Universe
•Harry Potter
•Supernatural
•Firefly
•Pacific Rim
•The West Wing

Alternate Universes I like:
•In Space!!
•Pro sports player AU (esp. MLB, NBA, or NHL)
•Apocolypse AUs/Dystopia AUs (esp. with a "save the world" type vibe or with monsters like aliens/zombies)
•WWII or Post-WWII AU (even if the characters don't get deployed/aren't in the military. Home front or 1940s time period fics are just as great)
•Monarchy/Royalty AU esp. in Tudor England
•Lawyer/Law Student AU
•Assassin AU
•Secret or Undercover Agent AU
•College AU
•Blue-Collar-worker-w/-a-destiny AU (I swear this is a thing. Like someone working as a coal miner or a construction worker and then they have to save the world).

Porn-related Likes:
dirty talk, First time or established relationship, toys, rimming, cunnilingus, blow jobs, pegging, double penetration, anal, power play, bondage, snow balling, sex pollen, body swap, seeking sex advice/help, fights resolved by sex, dubious consent, consensual somnophilia, weapons play

Do Not Wants:
-Characters who are weepy or over-the-top fluffy
-Mpreg
-Pregnancy
-Rape/Noncon [dubcon is fine]
-sexual assault
-eating disorders
-first/second person POV
-amputation/disability not in canon
-A/B/O
-Coffee Shop AU
-Library AU
-Drug addiction not in canon
-The word "member" for a dick
impala_chick: (Default)
2016-05-06 02:28 pm

Reccs from Shipswap and Smutswap

I'm clearly procrastinating, BUT there were some fantastic fics posted that I think deserve more love ♥ Most are NSFW.

STAR WARS
*Shake It Off (explicit) by gloss
Lando Calrissian/Han Solo
The banter is just excellent in this. I'm a sucker for snarky love and encounters outside strip clubs. Plus, there's some great character exploration.

*Two Hundred Degrees (Gen)
Han Solo/Leia Organa
This is an adventure that takes place while Leia and Han are married. It's a ton of fun and definitely matches my head canon, featuring pushy!Leia and Snarky!Han.

*Asset Retrieval and Debriefing (Explicit) by gloss
Leia Organa/Han Solo/Poe Dameron
This fic is so sexy and hits a bunch of my kinks. Love how in-charge Leia is here, and how Poe is just excellent at hero-worship. Nearly-overwhelmed Han is very precious, too.

*That Infamous Week (Explicit) by AngeNoir
Poe Dameron/Tentacle Alien
SO I'm not always into tentacle porn, but when I am - it goes something like this. There's some dubcon going on, jsyk.

ORIGINAL
*A Change in Expectations (Teen)
Original M/M Fiction between a Commoner and a Prince
The premise itself hooked me, but the story is so fun and romantic! The characters really come to life and I adore the royal family in this.

MCU
*I'm the One You Chose (Running to the Future) (Gen)
Sam Wilson/Steve Rogers
This is a delightful look at Steve's thought process after meeting Sam. He's a bit nervous and very introspective, but that doesn't stop him from making a move. This goes so well with my head canon of Steve.

*Just Shut Up Already (Explicit) by csi_chick2
Steve Rogers/Tony Stark
Okay flist, don't shoot me but I do read Stony, and this one is particularly well done. Dom!Steve and Sub!Tony are so sexy in this. Also, lab!sex and nearly getting caught FTW.
impala_chick: (Default)
2016-05-05 03:27 pm

My fics from Smutswap!

Impressed with Power
Derek/Kate (NC17) 1,771 words
Back before the Hale fire, Kate convinces Derek to meet her in the preserve so that she can solicit information from him. She attempts to break him, but Derek decides to bend instead.
Warnings: Extremely dubious consent, BDSM, Femdom, underage (see A03 for more warnings)

New Ideas
Liv/Drake (NC17) 1,641 words
Liv eats the brain of a sub, and decides to experiment with Drake at the Morgue.
Warnings: Dom/Sub play, dirty talk, manhandling

Do As Peggy Says
Thompson/Sousa/Carter (NC17) 3,042 words
Peggy has seen the looks Sousa and Thompson give each other, and since the world is no longer in immediate danger, Peggy decides to take matters into her own hands. She turns up the heat in Sousa’s office, and luckily the boys don’t object.
Warnings: Light dom/sub, woman on top, canon disabled character, pegging
impala_chick: (Joe Jonas)
2016-05-02 12:08 pm

DNCE: A primer

Guys, I have to share the band I've been jamming to. DNCE!

The group is made up of four members: Joe Jonas (from the Jonas Brothers) is lead vocals, Jack Lawless (from the Jonas Brothers) is on the drums, JinJoo Lee as lead guitarist, and Cole Whittle is the bassist. They came together in 2015, and they named themselves "DNCE" based off a song they wrote for the E.P. The song is about being too drunk to spell out "dance", and the band also claims the title is an acknowledgement that you don't have to be a perfect dancer to have a good time dancing.

They released a 4-song Extended Play in 2015. Their album is expected to drop sometime this year.

My favorite song off the E.P. - Jinx



A cover of Selena Gomez' Hands to Myself. Joe has sleepy eyes in the beginning (I think he was going for bedroom eyes?), but this rendition is funky and still sexy. It builds! :D



And this is just a video of them being major dorks <3