Bad Sex Bingo

[impala_chick]

In the process of planning two more fics for this... The capsaicin prompt is giving me the most trouble because I can't think of a character who likes hot sauce in canon (except OG Roswell). Maybe I'll just pick one at random. Bucky Barnes looks like he likes hot sauce, right?



•Can't Get it Up:
fingertips puttin' on a show
Band of Brothers, Liebgott/Webster, Rated Explicit

David has a thing for Joe's hands. Joe has a thing for David's strength. It's supposed to be easy for them in Austria, on the back end of the war, except Joe can't get it up.

•Porn-Based Expectations:
Hesitation Dribble
Watcher Entertainment RPF, Shane/Ryan, Rated Explicit

The technique called hesitation dribble involves dribbling with speed, then slowing down for a split-second to make your opponent think you’re going to stop. [x]

Ryan is a point guard for his college basketball team. Shane finally makes it out to watch a game, and is properly impressed.

•Came Too Soon: Coming Soon (haha)

•Capsaicin problems: TBD

•Subdrop: TBD

Comments

[profiterole_reads]

There was very spicy food in Netflix's Brothers Sun TV show.

[impala_chick]

Oh thanks, I haven't heard of it but I'll check it out!

[percygranger]

Because Sam and Bucky are linked in my head now, I'm like, Sam is from Louisiana. Louisiana has Cajun food, and that can be spicy. I'd love to see Sam introducing Bucky to it/hot sauce, but maybe that's not where you're going. Also, athletes do use a capsaicin cream on their sore muscles.