June Something: Days 8 - 9 Silly edition

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Day 8: Crack!fic - We all know it. What's your opinion of it, and if you want, show us an example.

I love crack that has to do with fandom inside jokes. Instant depomine. I also like really outlandish premises that are taken seriously in fic. Here are my top 3 crack reccs!

You, Me, and Big Apple Steve (22 words) by madamecrimson
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series), Watcher Entertainment (Web Series)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Ryan Bergara/Shane Madej
Characters: Ryan Bergara, Steven Lim, Shane Madej
Additional Tags: Fanvids, jealous! Shane Madej, oblivious!Ryan Bergara, Humor, Inappropriate Humor, Attempt at Humor, Crack
Summary:

Inspired by a clip from goxt man's watcher crack video. This video is an attempt at humor, not to be taken seriously, definitely crack, and no ill will meant toward anyone! <3

An ASSortment of Appreciative Oglings (3407 words) by AnnaBolena
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Turn (TV 2014)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Caleb Brewster/Benjamin Tallmadge
Characters: Benjamin Tallmadge, Caleb Brewster, William Bradford (Turn), Benedict Arnold
Additional Tags: Ben's ass is a delight, and the whole camp appreciates those pants i'm sure, Caleb gets J.E.A.L.O.U.S., watcha gonna do about it Gayleb?, Oblivious gay revolutionaries, a bit of crack admittedly, because probably ppl weren't so openly appreciative, work with me here
Summary:

"There’s no harm in looking, is there?" Ben glances at him briefly. "Don’t you ever look?"

"Only to check it’s still there," Caleb insists, lying and thinking perhaps he’ll say an exceptional prayer tonight for how gravely he just perjured himself.

"Where else would it possibly be?" Ben laughs.

a.k.a. Tallboy has a gr8 ass, m8, and Caleb wants it for himself.

Bookmarker's Notes:

Snappy dialogue/kickass banter.

Artificial Intelligence (1785 words) by kyaticlikestea
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: The Avengers (2012)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Steve Rogers/Tony Stark
Characters: Steve Rogers, Tony Stark, Jarvis
Additional Tags: Humor, Crack, Stony - Freeform, crack!fic, Artificial Intelligence, Romance, POV Outsider
Summary:

“I’ve had a thought,” says the toaster.

“No you haven’t,” says Tony, inspecting an old circuit board. “You’re a toaster.”

Fed up of seeing Tony and Steve dance around each other, the various gadgets of Stark Tower collaborate to become the best wingmen in history.

If only they were any good at it.

Day 9: Drop the cast of a fandom you follow into a reality tv show - who/what/why? If you need a list of reality TV show examples, click here.

I've always had this vague idea where Scott and Stiles enter Derek into a home makeover show. Then a whole crew comes out to completely renovate the Hale house, and make it actually livable again. They would give the big staircase some dramatic railing, and then the living room would be this huge open-concept thing with a shiny new L-shaped couch. Of course the kitchen would get a trough sink and marble countertops. It would be very modern, like his apartment. Randomly throughout the show, people would show up and help or wonder aloud if Derek was actually going to be happy with the changes - sort of freaking out the makeover crew. But then when the big reveal happens, everyone is there. Boyd and Erika and Isaac call dibs on some of the new rooms, and Scott and Stiles won't stop grinning and trying to get Derek to admit how much likes it, and Allison and Lydia are pretty impressed but also giving Derek a hard time about "living in luxury now." And of course Peter shows up and claims that he owns at least half of the place, that is until Cora makes an appearance.