Bad Sex Bingo

[impala_chick]

In the process of planning two more fics for this... The capsaicin prompt is giving me the most trouble because I can't think of a character who likes hot sauce in canon (except OG Roswell). Maybe I'll just pick one at random. Bucky Barnes looks like he likes hot sauce, right?



01. Can't Get it Up:
fingertips puttin' on a show
Band of Brothers, Liebgott/Webster, Rated Explicit

David has a thing for Joe's hands. Joe has a thing for David's strength. It's supposed to be easy for them in Austria, on the back end of the war, except Joe can't get it up.

02. Porn-Based Expectations:
Hesitation Dribble
Watcher Entertainment RPF, Shane/Ryan, Rated Explicit

The technique called hesitation dribble involves dribbling with speed, then slowing down for a split-second to make your opponent think you’re going to stop. [x]

Ryan is a point guard for his college basketball team. Shane finally makes it out to watch a game, and is properly impressed.

03. Came Too Soon/Free Square:
Waiting Up
Challengers, Art/Tashi/Patrick, Rated Explicit

Art wants to be cucked. When he finds out Patrick is going to be at the Atlanta Challenger, he tells Tashi about his fantasy.

•Capsaicin problems: TBD

•Subdrop: TBD

Comments

[impala_chick]

Yes, Cajun food! Sam cooking for Bucky is already such a great trope, I can surely do something with that. Thanks so much for the prompt! I also like the capsaicin pain cream idea, I didn't even know that was a thing.